Honestly, I was willing to let your dumb mistakes go when I thought you were new, or just kind of stupid. But taking the time to type out an explanation of how drunk/high you are (while standing in fire, no less), doesn't make me feel sympathy for your situation... it makes me irate that you've made a conscious decision to be bad at the game, and then participate in my group.
If you're too intoxicated to play properly, but still insist on playing... shut up. I have a much higher tolerance for noobs than jackasses.
I feel better now.