Transmogrification: Tourist / dad transmog

"I wish to be directed to an hotel, tavern, lodging house, inn, hospice, caravanserai," he said.
"What, all of them?" said Hugh, taken aback.
"?" said the stranger.

I hope that character just walks around telling dad jokes all day

• Helm: Flying Tiger Goggles
• Shoulders: Laughing Skull Shoulderpads
• Chest: Sage's Cloth
• Waist: Thick Ravager Belt
• Legs: Mystic's Woolies
• Feet: Ringo's Blizzard Boots
• Gloves: Mystic's Gloves
• Main hand: Heavy Copper Longsword