10 Best Sex Parody Games to beat the COVID-19 lockdown blues

The Covid-19 lockdown is still in full effect and things are getting boring. It’s not the easiest thing to just sit around all day with nowhere to go. The current outlook is that the lockdown is going to be lasting for a whole lot longer, as well. It’s still going to be a good amount of time before it’s all over. That means we all still need something to keep us occupied and get us through it. That’s where sex parody games come in. Here are 10 of the best ones to keep you surviving through the seemingly unending quarantine.

Sextris

If you love to stick blocks into holes, then Sextris is for you. The blocks are replaced with naked people and they all have the usual equipment. If you can match them up in just the right way, you can watch them have a quickie before they disappear from the board.

Busty Raider

Tomb Raider was originally known for her giant boobs. Unfortunately, the later versions of the game gave her reductions that some of us still can’t get over. It’s a good thing that these developers have given her back her massive tits and always lets her play with them for you.

Ass Effect

Mass Effect already had plenty of sex in it, but you couldn’t see it. Ass Effect fixes that. You can bang any species that you want and you never have to stop. There’s no sense in saving the galaxy when you can just get laid instead.

Final Fellatio

The characters from Final Fantasy have impressive back stories and even better models. That’s why seeing them in Final Fellatio is so much fun. When Rikku wants to make her boyfriend jealous, there’s no better way than to give her own brother a blowjob he’ll never forget.

Biocock Intimate

One of the best parodies that you can find is Biocock. This takes the world of Bioshock and covers it in semen. The graphics are amazing and the sex is as sloppy as it can possibly get. It’s one that you don’t want to pass up at all.

Pussymon

Don’t waste your time collecting Pokemon outside. You can spend all of your time making them have sex at home. Pussymon lets you finally live out your fantasies of collecting sluts and having sex with them whenever you want. Increase their skills to make them the best fuckers around.

World of Whorecraft

For an expansive game with a massive world, you can’t get any better than Whorecraft. It’s filled with all of the races that you love and they’re all having sex all of the time. The sex is kinky and there are always expansions and updates being released.

Mortal Kum Butt

If you love a little sex fighting, then you want to get yourself into the world of Mortal Kum Butt. You can get to fight Sonya Blade and her massive tits. You get the best of her and she begs you to kill her. The best way to do that is to fuck her to death.

Metroid Strip

There’s nothing better about Metroid than knowing that the character you’re playing as is a woman who’s going to strip if you win hard enough. The goal of this game is to shoot off her clothes and get her totally naked.

Porn Pong

You get a giant piece of wood in Porn Pong to play with your balls. It’s the best way to pass the time while you're waiting for the world to open back up. Just make sure you stay hydrated and you work your other arm to keep them the same size.

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Farm TBC rare drops really fast with no instance lockout

Instructions:

1. Go to Auchenai crypts.
2. Pull mobs near the entrance.
3. make macro /target u
4. kill all unliving mobs.
5 drop combate
6. repeat.



Warning, this is a BRUTAL rng farm. Don't blame me if you get nothing after hours farming.
However if you get millions of gold from rare epics then I want ALL the credit.

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Apply Wraithchill and Void Edge Illusions to Some Ineligible Weapons

This is a VERY minor exploit, but it's still a nice one for those who enjoy visual stuff that persists through loading screens and logging out. Others have said they can see my weapons glowing, so it's not limited to your own viewing!

Sometimes, when you're trying to transmog a nice set, and you really want to use an enchant, the weapon you chose might be a little jerk and say "No." to you. Well, it turns out you CAN enchant some of those weapons with the two new illusions added at the end of Battle for Azeroth; Void Edge, which is rarely obtained after killing Thrall or Alleria in N'zoth's visions, and Wraithchill, given as part of the Collector's Edition for the pre-purchase of Shadowlands. It's a fairly simple method, too. The steps are as follows;

1. Transmog to a weapon model that can be given an illusion. (example: Heavy Copper Longsword)
2. Apply the Void Edge or Wraithchill illusion to the weapon you picked.
3. Apply changes (Costs gold, be mindful)
4. Change the weapon model to another model that can't be given an enchant illusion (Example: Teebu's Scorching Straight Sword)
5. Apply the transmog changes, even though it shows the enchant can't be used

Not every ineligible weapon can be given these enchants, but the ones I've found to work in my extensive collection of transmog options are as follows;

One-Handed:

• - Teebu's Scorching Straight Sword (1h Sword)
• - Broken Promise (1h Sword)
• - Gift of the Void (1h Axe)
• - Shoni's Disarming Tool (1h Axe)
• - Stinkrot Smasher (1h Mace)
• - Twilight's Hammer (1h Mace)
• - Shockwave Truncheon (1h Mace)
• - Diamond-Core Sledgemace (1h Mace)
• - Glorious Scepter (1h Mace)
• - Steelscale Crushfish (1h Mace)
• - Grip of Mannoroth (Fist Weapon)
• - The Maelstrom's Fury (Dagger)
• - Perdition's Blade (Dagger)
• - Torch of the Celestial Spark (Wand)
• - Necromantic Wand (Wand)
• - Ruthless Gladiator's Baton of Light (Wand)
• - Ruthless Gladiator's Touch of Defeat (Wand)
• - Lordbane Scepter (Wand)
• - Deepwarden Baton (Wand)
• - Brimstone Igniter (Wand)
• - Nessingwary Brush Burner (Wand)
• - Netherkurse's Rod of Torment (Wand)
• - Noxious Shooter (Wand)
• Two-Handed:
• - Apolyon, the Soul-Render (2h Sword)
• - Brutal Gladiator's GreatSword (2h Sword)
• - Staff of Infinite Mysteries (2h Staff)

If you find any other weapons that can't be normally enchanted, but can be given either of the mentioned illusions through the above method, do feel free to share their names. Weapons that share a similar model with a different color will work as well, so if you have a weapon that is just a recolor of one of the above items, it'll work too. Can't seem to get it to work on a ranged weapon, but it's worth trying constantly!


An example of how it looks in the transmog window (Excuse me looking like an edgy special snowflake):

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This is amazing

Somebody once told him the fel used to control him, he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
He was looking kind of dumb saying zug right after zug with an axe the size of a large gnome-man
Warchiefs start coming and they don't stop leaving.
F to pay respects is the horde warchief slogan


Hey now, you're an Orc star, get your gear on, go slay
Hey now, you're a Horde star, get the grind on, go play
And see that BoE drop?
Sell it to some troll, get 10 gold

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The secret farming spot for the pack mule has been revealed

I want to help you get the brutosaur mount before it's to late, so i am revealing one of the secret farming spots i know of.

The farm is very simple, make two groups of 4 ppl, so 2x4 and pull mobs from the whole area as you can see in the video, and inside the cave below.

You can easily farm +500,000 Gold an hour.

I have gotten over 2 mounts an hour when i used to farm it and so can you, the farm is for the mount ( pack mule ) cloth, greens, raw gold.

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WOW Classic: Mage AoE Leveling Guide - Details Inside

his is the Jokerd Mage AOE Leveling Guide (Talents / Spec, Addons, Grind Spots)

1. Talents / Leveling Spec



10-10: Elemental Precision (1x)
11-15: Improved Fireball (5x)
16-16: Flame Throwing (1x)
17-21: Impact (4x)
22-22: Arcane Focus (1x) (Just randomly picks this point since he respecs minutes after)

Jokerd’s talent’s after respeccing at level 22:

10-12: Elemental Precision (3x)
13-14: Frost Warding (2x)
15-17: Permafrost (3x)
18-19: Improved Frost Nova (2x)
20-22: Improved Blizzard (3x)
23-23: Cold Snap (1x)
24-24: Piercing Ice (1x)
25-27: Frost Channeling (3x)
28-29: Arctic Reach (2x)
30-30: Ice Block (1x)
31-32: Piercing Ice (2x)
33-35: Improved Cone of Cold (3x)
36-39: Ice Shards (4x)
40-40: Ice Barrier (1x)
41-42: Arcane Sublety (2x)
43-45: Arcane Focus (3x)
46-50: Arcane Concentration (5x)
51-51: Arcane Resilience (1x)
52-54: Improved Arcane Explosion (3x)
55-55: Wand Specialization (1x)
56-58: Arcane Meditation (3x)
59-59: Ice Shards (1x)
59-60: Wand Specialization (1x)


. Jokerd AOE Grind Spots

Note that even after level 22 Jokerd weaves some quests into his AOE grind route until 49.

1-22: Basic Leveling Route (Loch Modan -> Dun Morogh -> Darkshore -> Redridge Mountains -> Duskwood)
22-27 Wetlands (Questing & AOE Grinding Gnolls, Murlocs, Raptors, Orcs)
27-29 Duskwood (Questing & AOE Grinding Raven Hill Cemetry)
29-31 Duskwood (AOE Grinding Nightbane near the cave) Source
31-33 Hillsbrad Foothills (Aoe Grinding Murlocs until 32 then questing until 33 1/2) Source
33-37 Arathi Highlands (Hammerfall Peons at the Farm)
37-42 Dustwallow Marsh (Murlocs on the Islands)
42-49 Tanaris (Pirates behind the tunnel)
49-52 Western Plaguelands (Undeads at Sorrow Hill)
52-58 Western Plageulands (Undeads at Daison’s Tears)
58-60 Western Plaguelands (Humans at Hearthglen)

How to AOE Grind in WoW Classic as a Mage

1. Visit the spots listed above and locate large groups of mobs.
2. Aggro all of them (gets easier with your mount at 40) and Frost Nova.
3. Run away until max range and start casting blizzard until all of the mobs are low.
4. Once the mobs are low you can finish them with Cone of Cold or Arcane Explosion.
5. Make sure you are fully regenerated before every pull.

Note: You can always weave in another Frost Nova, Ice Block and Cold Snap to make your time farming easier.


3. Jokerd Addons



Also you can wathc this video

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World of Warcraft Transmogrification: somebody once told me

Hilarious mog. Wish they did another pass on shoulder armor location on all their races. Too many floaty shoulders for 2020!

item list:

• head - field plate helmet
• shoulders - alabaster plate pauldrons
• cloak - hidden
• chest - hidden
• shirt - gilnean adventurer's shirt
• tabard - hidden
• bracers - hidden
• gloves - alabaster plate gauntlets
• belt - hidden
• legs - redridge legguards
• feet - stone stompers
• weapon - well-used greatsword

I think replacing the shirt with the Sharkskin Tunic, replacing the boots with Noble's Fancy Boots, and getting a Everstill Breastplate in the chest slot too.

And of course, if we lived in a perfect world where we could mog Common Quality stuff, an Initiate's Vest in the chest slot would be the best fit.

Otherwise, I love it. Def get that Donkey Mount and hang out in Dustwallow.

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Calculate The Cost of Crafting Consumables

Here is a spreadsheet showing how much consumables cost based on the value of their materials. These values need to be updated by the user.
NOTE: I've got notifications from users who want access to edit the sheet, as stated below you will have to download your own version. Requests to edit the sheet will not be accepted.

This spreadsheet does not contain every single potion, flask or elixir etc, but those who are worth noting for the upcoming BWL release. If you notice something missing that should be included in this sheet, let me know!

Here is a link to the spreadsheet: ConsumablesOC

The spreadsheet contains seven sheets:

1. Materials - this is where you update the AH prices for materials needed to craft the consumables
2. Elixirs - crafting prices of elixirs
3. Potions - crafting prices of potions
4. Flasks - crafting prices of flasks
5. Food buffs - crafting prices of food
6. Blasted Lands consumables - total price for materials from AH
7. Weapon buffs - crafting prices for weapon buffs

To edit the spreadsheet you will have to download your own copy, hit "FIle" -> "Download" etc.

Note that the gold/silver/copper values shown in the seven latter sheets do not need updating, only the first sheet with costs of the herbs etc.

Here's a screenshot of how one of the pages looks like:



Let me know if you have any suggestions/comments, of if you find any wrong formulas etc.

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Safe and Genuine Betting Game

People respond differently when they hear the word "betting". To some, a natural sense of detest and anxiety crops up while for others, dopamine level surges like crazy and they get excited. No matter to which category of people you fall under, some reaction is guaranteed. But society at large still looks down upon this act and so is the case with games associated with it. But those who play games related to betting know that it's all about personal choice and wagering games are a huge hit. Since we live in an era of technology where games are played in the form of downloadable computer programs, we can normalise betting, by improving its image with the help of a fair betting game.

Betting is nothing but making predictions over an outcome of some event that may or may not occur. There has to be a fifty percent possibility of its happening and fifty percent chance of its not happening. History is full of various instances where people used to wager their money over many things and you scrape through Roman civilisation for the same where it actually started to take proper form. With the passage of time, it gained popularity but at the same time, it became equally unpopular as well because of its addictive nature. In the modern era, the whole dynamics have changed and now it is not necessary for you to bet money every time to win a betting game. In fact there are thousands of games available on play store that can be played as single player or multiplayer online mode with random people with or without involving money.

This being said, there are numerous betting games available in the market that claim to be genuine and where winning actually pays off. But due to lack of laws and proper enforcement, there are games where there is a threat that your money may never come to you and you may end up losing a lot of your money. In such a case, mental security and the belief of being safe becomes extremely important. This is where bookmakers stranieri come into the picture. With both monetary and non monetary options, the focus is exclusively on entertainment and no player is forced to pool his money to enjoy the game. It's just like investing in a stock market. Just that here, you will get an option to not to bet your money and still get to win the rounds.

If you will pay a visit to the website, you will find an array of games to choose from. each game has its own rules with different levels of play. You can bet on events related to many fields depending on the kind of game you wish to play. You will find virtual casinos, card games, prediction games, sporting betting games and much more to select from. There is no need to park actual money to start playing and there is no deposit money either. Unlike games where users often get pissed off for game rules that dictate the terms like a tyrant ruler, this game gives users a freedom to select the kind of risk they are comfortable with. This is something that really gives this game a big thumbs up when compared with the others.

Apart from the comparison, there are numerous other things that you must check before you sign up for a computer betting game. You must check what information is being shared and how much information is being shared. Most importantly, how the information will be shared and if they will share results of the rounds on social media platforms or not. Our platform have been designed keeping in mind security of the users and therefore proper care is taken to ensure that all data remains secure and no information is shared without any problem.

So, overall speaking, the perception around beting games has changed but the transition is still under process. It will take some time to normalise betting games. But with platforms like ours, it seems possible. If you also wish to try your luck in a fair manner and make some bucks on the basis of your betting skills, you can go with the trial version and once you. get acquainted with the process, hit the deck like a pro.

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7 Reasons Why Porn Games are better than a Girlfriend

Having a girlfriend is a huge pain in the ass. Everyone knows that. You have to bend over backwards to get her to have sex with you. She knows what she’s doing, too. There was a reason that she was constantly putting out before you got together. That was because she was trying to get you on the hook. Now that you’re there, she doesn’t have to spread her legs anymore. That’s why porn games are better than any girlfriend you could ever have. These girls are never going to say no.

7. The Void Club: Chapter 8 has Magical Sex

One of the best things that you could ever do for yourself is to start playing Warcraft porn games. These things let you fulfill any fantasy that you could possibly come up with. Not only are you getting your sex fantasies taken care of, you’re also getting your fantasy fantasies out of the way. The Void Club brings you a barely dressed magician and lets you do anything you want with her.

6. Demon Whore Seduces Orc Cock will seduce you

It’s not all about humanoids having sex, though. With Demon Whore Seduces Orc Cock, you can see just how much a horny girl can take. She’s not just horny for cock. She’s horny on top of her head and those are always fun to play around with.

5. Tengusama from World Of Warcraft Doggy Fucked is Fucking Great

You don’t always have to put in a lot of effort to see the sex. TengusamaFrom World Of Warcraft Doggy Fucked lets you just sit back and watch all of the action unfold for you. It’s a 3D rendered video of the hottest girl in the game taking it from behind.

4. World Of Sex Craft is a Whole Universe of Sex

World Of Sex Craft is about as good as you get when it comes to Warcraft Hentai Games. They give you a whole new world to explore and every person you meet is horny and begging for your gift of stiff cock.

3. World Of Warcraft Sylvana Fucks Brings back the Dead

Sylvana from World Of Warcraft Sylvana Fucks isn’t having a good day. She was trying to fight back the evil hordes when things took a turn. She ended up dead and now she’s in trouble. The enemy has decided to bring her back from the dead as a sex slave and she won’t be able to say no.

2. Enjoy the Spoils of War in Orc Raider

Orcs are orcs and that’s all they’ll ever be. As a pretty big one, you’re tasked with raiding and pillaging the land. Once these villagers submit to your rule, it’s time to take your fill of their warm and supple bodies.

1. Warcraft Sex is as good as it gets

Of course, you can’t talk about these games without talking about Warcraft Sex. Imagine fighting with your girlfriend and expecting her to submit to your cock after you win. That’s what you get with this game. This little elf knows what you’re after and it’s now her duty to give it to you.

Forget about the Real Girls

There’s no reason to deal with all of the drama that comes with a girlfriend. You can get everything you need with a good gaming or two. These women are going to give you everything that you’ve ever wanted and they won’t complain about it. No matter how you look at it, it’s just a much better option than dealing with a girlfriend.

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Wowhead noblegarden egg hunt answers

If anyone can't be bothered solving the riddles for The Great Noblegarden Egg Hunt 2020 then here are the links to the answers.

1. Xorothian Cultist - NPC - World of Warcraft
2. Eyesore Blaster - Item - World of Warcraft
3. Thing from Beyond - NPC - World of Warcraft
4. Darkmoon Rabbit - NPC - World of Warcraft
5. https://www.wowhead.com/npc=145185/gnomercy-4-u
6. https://www.wowhead.com/item=32506/netherwing-egg
7. https://www.wowhead.com/spell=316557...it-personality
8. https://www.wowhead.com/item=174060/psyche-shredder
9. https://www.wowhead.com/item=166880/meerahs-jukebox
10. https://www.wowhead.com/item=172192/the-all-seeing-eye

Good luck to you all!

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Finding the Best New UK Online Casinos in 2020

As you contemplate joining or rejoining the online casino gambling community, you will soon realize your biggest challenge is finding the right online casino. It’s not for lack of choices with literally hundreds and hundreds of legal online casino websites from which to choose. No, your challenge will come from you trying to find the online casino website that’s going to offer you the most enjoyment.

Remember, it’s up to you to decide what’s important to you. If you are interested in joining an established online casino website that is rich in history, that’s fine. You’ll certainly have no problem finding reliable websites that have been in operation for years. The problem with choosing established online casino operators is they often don’t feel the need to remain competitive. They tend to back off on lucrative bonus offers and don’t always offer the latest technologies.

If you are willing to take a chance on one of the many newer online casinos coming to market in 2020, you might be surprised at what you will get in return. The best new casino sites for UK players in 2020 will be the ones that are willing to go the extra mile to draw in new players and make them feel welcomed.

As a potential new customer, you have a right to demand certain things from an online casino that really wants your business. Finding one that will do that is going to be a hard if your online gambling experience is somewhat limited. If that’s the case, you would be well served to check out several online casino review websites. Good independent reviews of new online casino websites in 2020 will save you a lot of time. Why? Online reviews that are able to capsulize what each online casino has to offer provides the perfect basis for comparison.

If you decide to make decisions on your own without references, you need to focus on three things. First, you want to make sure every online casino you consider has the requisite licensing from the UK Gambling Commission.

Second, you want to make sure the casinos you are considering offer a solid selection of online casino games. If you locate casinos that offer video slots from multiple software developers like Microgaming and Netent (Net Entertainment), that’s where you want to be.

Finally, you should focus on the new casinos with the best bonus promos. Your initial focus should start with welcome bonuses. While large welcome bonus offers look good from a financial perspective, the real value of these offers can diminish if the terms and conditions heavily favor the casino. The best bonus offers are the ones that offer good cash value with player friendly terms and conditions.



To help you in your search, here’s a few new 2020 UK online casinos you might want to consider: Crazyno Casino, Club Lounge Casino, Golden Axe Casino, SpinShake Casino, Royal Bet Casino, and The Sun Vegas Casino. Note: This is not an endorsement of these casinos. It's fully intended as a place for you to start your search for the right online casino in 2020.

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Massive Warrior self healing. Works anywhere.

Decided to try this out after seeing how Baron Blade worked with Spell power.


The heal on Diamond Flask scales with Spell Power and snap shots.

1. Have Diamond Flask.
2. Equip Spell power set.
3. Pop Diamond Flask.
4. Equip DPS set (don't remove Diamond Flask as it will remove the buff.)
5. Enjoy a huge HoT every 5 seconds for 1 minute and trample people in PvP and duels.

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I survived corrupted blood

Corrupted blood was my first experience with plagues, my server's stormwind city was full of spooky scary skeletons it brought shivers down my spine, the shrieking skulls shocked my soul and sealed my doom tonight

I still think when the raid is/was brought back they should redo the outbreak but in the time they redid it as just a text debuff. So someone had the "infected" debuff and that was it. Obviously doesn't have the same impact as the original event but it was a nice reference to it.

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