how do you kill that which has no life?

I am going to save this picture, have it enlarged and hang it in my den, and when my grand-kids ask me about it, I will tell them about how a once peaceful land of Azeroth was once terrorized by a being they said "had no life." I will then proceed to tell a white lie about how me and my "online buddies" decided we would avenge all of the land of Azeroth, and how we built our strength by killing small wolves day after day, until our strength had grown enough to confront the "man with no life." I don't know what I will tell them after that, but I still have years to figure the next part of the story out.