A Correction Submitted To A Magazine

This one was mailed to us from a reader with the following explanation:

I didn't really think Sports Illustrated would publish my joke WoW correction I sent in. But they did.

Good work, fact checker. Here's your complimentary red shirt.

I imagine two types of Sports Illustrated subscribers reading your response.

1. Those that nod solemnly, content with the respectable correction provided to an error that nagged at their fandom.
2. Those that look blankly at the page, not understanding the weight of truth, and mutter under their breath, "What a fag,"