"If you could have any one ability from WoW, what would it be?" 4Chan gold

Here are some more:

• Mind control = quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself
• Does a hearthstone count? In a meeting, "screw you guys, I'm going home!"
• Tame Exotic beasts
• Death grip a motherfucker from across the room for teh lulz (obviously not the most helpful thing to pick)
• Summon Wrathguard. No-one would ever fuck with me!