My god... On the horizon.. It's a giant...

Johnson, pay attention. My god is that a ....

Dick!
Yeah.
Take a look outta starboard.

Oh my god it looks like a huge...


Pecker!
Ooh, Where?
Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's

PRIVATES! We have a report of a giant unindentified flying object. It is a long smooth shaft complete with...

Umpire: Two balls.
looking up from game
What is that. It looks just like an enormous...

Wang! Pay attention!
I was distracted by that enourmous, flying...

Cock. I believe that's the name of a male chicken. Holy crap! Is that a...


Penis.