I was looking through my ancient Bradygames guide for vanilla WoW and found their class descriptions

All these years I thought I just sucked at the game. Now I KNOW I suck at the game, but warlocks were underpowered in vanilla too. Somehow I feel a lot better

Rogues are scissors

Warriors are rock
Hunters, paladins, priests, druids,mages, and shamans are paper
Warlocks are mushrooms
Paper beats rock
Scissors beats paper
Scissors also happens to beat rock

That is until rock hits level 60 and becomes an unstoppable killing machine and beats paper and would beat scissors, but it can't find scissors because scissors are invisible.

So scissors beat paper and avoid rock, and that is called balance.